Welcome one and all to the official website of Levon Levan, The Croatian Sensation
With No Explanation.
Please have a look around, check out some pictures, listen to some songs, and
learn a little bit about the spectacle that is
Levon Levan
If you haven't yet seen Levon Levan in action, check out his steamy video here.
Latest News:
Levon Levan Valentines Day Event
Saturday February 14th
Ash Street Saloon
Don't miss Levon Levan as he rocks the Ash Street Saloon on Valentines Day with special guests Lost History, Lowenbad, and Cellar Door.
Only $5 at the door so you'll have lots of dough left to spend on your sweetheart!
Levon Enters Rehab
September 24
Levon Levan, European pop superstar, has just been checked into the Ruth
Westheimer clinic. Family, friends and band members have
been concerned for his well being for some time and have finally convinced
him to accept treatment for what seems to be a nearly debilitating case of
sexual adiction. Levon has been unable to perform, musically anyway, for
several months due to his unstoppable craving for sex. Band members had
noted his inattention at recent rehearsals for the upcoming Las Vegas shows.
Levon's bass guitarist Paul DeLano said "We would take a break from
rehearsing to work out a musical part and Levon would wander off. When we
got the part worked out we'd have to send someone to look for him. Invariably
we would find him in the back of the limo getting his shag on with some
cocktail waitress we'd never even seen before. Man, he really likes that limo."
Levon Levan's personal physician, Dr. Richard Longfellow, says "We expect
that Mr. Levan will make a full and complete recovery and be able to once again
lead a normal life."
Tickets are still being sold for the series of Las Vegas dates with every
expectation that Levon Levan will be in top form and ready to perform such hits
as "Steam" and "I Wonder If She's Kinky" for his loyal fans. One such fan, a
miss Fawnda Cox of Intercourse, Pa. says "We'll be there to support Levon. I
know it's really, really hard for him right now, but his fans will give him a hand
whenever he needs it."
NEW!
March 9
Levon Merchandise in the store!
Come inside and buy yourself or someone you love something fun.
NEW VIDEO!
Nov 17
Check out the new video from Levon Levan here.
Levon cleared of wrongdoing in French car fire incident!
Nov 10
After narrowly escaping injury in a limousine fire in Paris, France, international pop superstar Levon Levan was brought in for questioning in the incident.
As a wave of recent car fires spread across France, Levon's limousine bursting into flames in the parking lot of a Paris nightclub was viewed as suspicious by the authorities. After questioning Levon and his female companion, both were released and cleared of charges of mayhem and arson. French fire officials are attributing the fire that started in the back seat of the Mercedes limousine to "excessive friction".
Levon Levan escapes Deportation
Nov 2
Levon Levan is no longer in the custody of the INS and is currently on the loose. There have been reports of sightings all over the US, Canada and Great Britain. None of the reports have been confirmed by Levan's management company.
Levon Levan Deported!
Oct 27
Levon Levan was taken into custody after his performance at the Ash Street Saloon for immediate deportation to Croatia to answer questions related to the earlier reported sex scandal.
Levon Levan implicated in Croatian sex scandal?
July 16
We have the article, translated by Levon Levan himself, on the Media page.
Two new songs from Levon's most recent CD are posted on the Music page.
There have been many requests for a song from the older Levon albums, we now have one posted on the Music page. Kralji Na Balkanu is from his 1993 release.
Check out the Levon Levan interview in the Willamette Week
